10 things I have learned while the husband is gone.......

1. I don't know where the hot water heater is.

2. Garbage disposals have "reset buttons" just like a blow dryer!!

3. Dead scorpions are just as scary as living scorpions.

4. I can't keep a gas edger running. Not for the life of me.

5. Kids make a lot more cutting grass now days then when I was younger.

6. A lizard can live on tile underneath a 9" pie pan for 9 days and still be alive.

7. Even though I wear 3x as many clothes as him, I still have MUCH less laundry when he is gone. hhmm...

8. Putting together a 250 lb desk takes 4 days and a few glasses of wine.

9. I don't know how to buy steaks.

10. I miss him every single second that he is gone. Even after all these years.